I was asked to be humorous in my talk about mothers tonightBut somehow I’ve never found Motherhood on the funny side of life.To me it’s...
THESE GRANDPAS
Have you ever watched a brand new daddy,It’s really lots of fun.He struts in a way that seems to say,“Just look what I have done”...
KEEP YOUR LITTLE ONES AT HOME
Judy was a lovely child a little girl of three,And she was just as pretty as a little girl could be.Great big blue eyes, complexion like a rose,Folks...
HUMAN GUINEA PIGS
Most folks are just Guinea Pigs for some Doctors of today,They use these so called Wonder Drugs, on all who pass their way. If you are one who just...
WHY I FELL OFF MY DIET
Not very long ago I went on a diet,Everybody else was doing it, so I thought I would try it.Oh, yes, I lost a pound or two — but you would never know...
WE FAT GALS
I get a big laugh out of what we fat gals like to do,We like to believe a lot of things we know just aren’t true.We like to believe the scale...
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT YOU’RE A BIRD
Christmas Spirit you’re a bird,Why you change folks without a word,My kid brother’s been so goodDoes everything Mom says he should. Now...
BOX TOP SANTA CLAUS
I picked up my paper one night,Just before I went to bed,I got a great big laughOut of something that I read. It was in the Readers columnAnd the...
COUGH DROPS
When I heard this story I thought It was funny as could be,And I thought it was new and true when it was told to me,But the first time I told it...
THE BELLY MASONS AND EAT’N STARS
While we were away visiting some of our relations,I heard my husband say to his Uncle Jack, “So you’re a Belly Mason” ?Really, I...